Friday, 12 February 2010

BLACK METAL MUST NOT BE MASSIFY!!!!1111oneone


There is a myspace page and a facebook group dedicated to the movie version of the book Lords of Chaos by Michael Moynihan and Didrik Søderlind.
One of the protest discussions included the title of this post. And Didrik, that old snugglebunny, asked me to write a poem about BLACK METAL MUST NOT BE MASSIFY!

So here it is:













BLACK METAL MUST NOT BE MASSIFY
TEH CD MUST NOT BE QUANTIFY
(USE CASSETTE TAPE INSTEAD)
BLACK METAL IST TEH KRIEG
PARADE TEH STREETZ UNT SHOUT
VI ETER LIK!
BLACK METAL FOR TEH LEET
WE IST TEH BETTAH, WE IST TEH KVLT
WE GO IN TEH WOOD
WE AKKKT LIKE TROLL
UNT WE IST SINGING NüR IM MOLL
FOR THAT IST TEH WAYZ
EVERY1 ELZE IST DER GAYZ
WE SHUNS TEH LITE
UNT WE KKKURSE TEH DAY
FOR WE IST TOO GR1M
UNT TOO TR00
TO SHOW OURSELFS
HOW WE LUVS TEH NITE